Good-Bye, Fabian Brunnstrom!

An ode to Fabian Brunnstrom, Mean Girls-style…

He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Fabian Brunnstrom. We were best friends two seasons ago. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 09-10, Fabian stopped scoring, and Loui Eriksson become my favorite Swede and I rooted for him, and Fabian was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to cheer on Loui, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you cheer for me?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for the 10-11 season, the Stars was like, “Fabian, we can’t invite you, because we think you’re bust.” I mean we couldn’t have a bust at our party. There were gonna be players there in their *prime*. I mean, right? He was a BUST. So then his mom called Joe Nieuwendyk and started yelling at him, it was so dumb. And then he dropped off the face of the earth to the AHL because no one would talk to him, and he came back now because he’s traded, and all of his hair is cut off and he’s totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.

It’s been fun, Fabio.


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